Comments on Something To Look Forward To: Injuries

Dammit, Jelly, that was the exact line that was st...

2005-12-11T09:58:00.000+11:00

Dammit, Jelly, that was the exact line that was stuck.

*flicks through "Human Spare Parts: From Big Toes ...

2005-12-10T09:21:00.000+11:00

*flicks through "Human Spare Parts: From Big Toes to Scalps" magazine*

Sorry dearest, our spare parts are not available in this month's issue. New musculo-skeletal systems will be available for reorder Nov 2019. Hopefully, you won't have completely fallen apart by then.

Also, just found the following:

It must be stressed that degeneration of the spine occurs in all persons to some degree. However, for 42% of the population, degeneration and development of bone spurs will lead to symptoms of neck and back pain, radiating arm and leg pain and weakness in the extremities during their lifetime.

Factors that can accelerate the degenerative process and bone spur growth include:

Congenital or heredity

Nutrition

Life-style, including poor posture

Traumatic forces, especially sports related injuries and motor vehicle accidents.

PS: I always thought Gethsemane was a beautiful song, if not a little haunting. Hehe, I can just imagine you going for those high notes.

Dear Leif,I'm very sorry to hear that you are unwe...

2005-12-09T23:27:00.000+11:00

Dear Leif,

I'm very sorry to hear that you are unwell. I am, however, delighted to hear that you have showtunes stuck in your head. I would like to join in thus:

'Let them hate me, hit me, hurt me, nail me to their tree!!'

*ahem*

I always liked that song.

(Any reports that, while abroad, I picked Tim Rice's autobiography up at the Unicef bookshop in Aberdeen for 1 pound and devoured it in a few days are entirely false, by the way.)

*gets a life*