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Friday, December 09, 2005

I need...

Well, I got this off Fluffy, who got it from Quirkie (apparently).

Type in "[your name] needs" into Google, and see what you get.

Leif Needs a Bath
Leif needs to get some of my "Love Gun"
Leif needs a beach house fund
Leif needs something that has more adjustability in the short lengths than a head hair trimmer
4 parts that Leif needs - rivets, anchor, gusset plate and wind vane
Leif needs conditioning before embarking on strenuous exercise such as running
Leif needs a priest
Leif needs a different boat, a larger one, and he needs to sell Staenk, as in pronto
Leif needs a lift from Salk to Pac Hall
If LEIF needs to process either a std::string or an RWCString, it converts these to LEIF::CString before processing

With christmas around the corner, I expect to see large boats and gusset plates under my tree this year. Although I could probably pass on the "Love Gun", whatever that may be.

posted by Leif at 9:09 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger Miriam said...

When I put in "Min needs" google spat back at me...
Did you mean "Man needs"
No, dammit, I meant "Min needs". Perhaps Min doesn't need anything?

So, I went with my real name and it suggested I need the following:

Miriam needs Angel status(truly!!)
Miriam needs to get off my girl cuz she's TAKEN (hmm...might have to investigate that one further)
Miriam needs to lose that
irritating and wholly inappropriate giggle (does google know me or what!?)
Miriam needs a death benefit
Miriam needs an image makeover (hmm...)
Miriam needs to figure this out.
Miriam needs an executive director who delivers.
Miriam needs $100 (yes, yes I do).
Miriam needs to know if you are going to attend.
Miriam needs no such introduction.
Miriam needs to address her karma.
Miriam needs to find a new partner in bloodlust (sorry Leif)
Miriam needs a moment to fully take in the scars.
Miriam needs 3 or 4 people to help her cook in the morning.
Miriam needs help with nearly all things concerning everyday life (oh, really?).
Miriam needs friends (pity me people!).
Miriam needs to learn quickly who’s trying to kill her—and why—if she’s going to survive much longer
Miriam needs to look deeper at Aron (bring me Aron now please)
Miriam needs a date, if for no reason than to get her mother out of her hair (google you are all knowing...it's lucky I have Leif)

I could go on...but I think you get the picture. I need a lot of things, more than Santa can deliver. Help me people.

9:41 AM, December 10, 2005

 

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